Satire
6 september 2016

I won’t “cast him off” whatever happens. He is the irreplaceable one.

In one of his interviews deceased President Karimov was truly surprised that Uzbek citizens are leaving to Russia chasing the big bucks. “Why do they go there? Why would not they work here?” – Karimov was wondering with astonishment. President Karimov then made a point though saying that the Uzbek people are chasing an employment in Russia en masse simply because they are lazy creatures. Following the trending psychosis of mass despair caused by the loss of “father of the nation”, Uzbek teacher, sweeping streets of Moscow, tearfully laments – “Even though he has despised me as the lazy creature, I am still loving him.”

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