Satire
20 october 2016

Special chairs for Central Asian presidents

In view of Central Asian leaders’ desire to remain in power until their last breath, the shop “Exclusive” offers a special presidential chair. Just by flicking your wrist you can turn the chair into a hospital bed. Given that the president won’t leave his hospital bed anyway, the same bed can be transformed into a coffin.
Discount prices for Belarus and Russian presidents.
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