Satire
7 october 2015

“But where are the locals? Where are the people from Samarkand?”

Artist: Tuz

Distribution of “Green Cards” launched

The US State Department has announced that it starts to accept applications for Green Cards from residents of those countries underrepresented in the United States.

Uzbekistan is one of these countries.

This is anticipated to be the easiest and fastest way to move to the United States.

Uzbek citizens wishing to live the “American Dream” have the opportunity to try their luck for one month. The lottery for the “Green Card” will take place from October 1, 2015 to November 3, 2015. For the participation in the lottery, a higher degree of education, equated to the average, is essential.

The US embassy in Uzbekistan has placed on its website information for Uzbek citizens about how to register for the “Green Card” lottery.

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