Satire

1 november 2015
Islam Karimov may be a son of a bitch…
Washington Post reporter removed from meeting with Kerry. Eltuz.com
16 october 2015
Operation “Chopper”
In Uzbekistan, a campaign against farmers called “chopper” has been launched. By the order of Prime Minister Mirzijaev, farmers ...
16 october 2015
Divers on the cotton fields?
11 october 2015
“We have already buried one such head”
– My name is “Mountain behind” – i am “the head of nation” – We have already buried one ...
11 october 2015
„Spit it out, Bastard, no one is forced to pick cotton!“
After having a published an article on its website about children being summoned to the cotton harvest in the ...
9 october 2015
“Please, send my daughter to Korea”
7 october 2015
“But where are the locals? Where are the people from Samarkand?”
Artist: Tuz Distribution of “Green Cards” launched The US State Department has announced that it starts to accept applications ...
5 october 2015
To whom of these honorable men shall I swear allegiance to?
30 september 2015
Saint Yelena was put into cage in Khorezm
– Some spies have been caught. They say that it is illegal to force people to pick cotton. – ...
30 september 2015
You are not permitted to enter Tashkent
The Uzbek government systematically denies citizens’ freedom of movement both within the country and abroad. Domestically, Uzbekistan still has ...
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8 november 2015
Sheep – as victims of the cotton campaign
On October 30th, the police seized six cows and 32 sheep from Ulugbek Botirov, a resident of the Mahalla ...
1 april 2016
Uzbek dropout offers VimpelCom CEO his cut and paste services
El-Tuz has been given permission to publish this letter by university dropout Murad Shakir, who has been inspired by ...
23 may 2016
The Cover-Up: Whitewashing Uzbekistan’s White Gold
See the full report here: http://harvestreport2015.uzbekgermanforum.org/ The evidence from the 2015 cotton harvest in Uzbekistan indicates that the government ...
8 september 2015
Cotton Crimes: forced labour in Uzbekistan’s cotton industry
Dear all Just to let you all know that have released our new video today. It is a doodle ...